flat-slopes:

Admitting I’ve stopped giving a fuck about a lot of things is a good first step.

Maybe I’ll give a fuck again at some point.

Maybe not.

It sucks when you prioritize people higher in your life than they put you

superhumandisasters:

I admit I doubted it was really you doing all those hecka sweet knife moves on screen, but what was I supposed to think, with all this talk of running into fridges and walls on set, and falling off of cars, and dorky denim clothing?  i was wrong i’m sorry good job

(via charlotteshay)

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

My anaconda has further decided that it is willing to reevaluate its decision in the event that you were in the possession of buns. If you did happen to have buns and respond to us in a timely manner concerning this, we might still be able to work something out.

(via officialspoopysnoe)



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