my linguistics textbook just pointed out that unlockable could either mean “able to be unlocked” or “not able to be locked.”
me: ok i’ll study at 8:00
me: *pretends i didn’t see*
Disappointing Popsicle Jokes
Historically accurate Popsicle Jokes
(✿ﾉ◡‿◡)ﾉ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ reminder that if u can’t get out of bed today that’s okay and if u feel like crying on public transportation that’s okay and if u got a bad mark on a test that’s okay because there are still so many forests to explore and cities to get lost in and dogs to pet and u are only a small star in a big universe and u are doing so well
officer, I know I was speeding but technically u were too so I’m gonna have to arrest u please step out of the vehicle
This tree makes の sense.
Are you fucking kidding me.
Someone already made a hover board, what am I even studying engineering for anymore
i got 99 tabs open but your blog ain’t one
That moment when the perfect song is playing and you feel yourself falling head over heels in love with whatever you’re eating
Bitch who asked you ?–
A bitch who didn’t ask you (via sheisjackieb)
(Source: yappanese)Via Keep it tight for jesus